If there was an awkward silence, Victor was going to be generous and fill it with babbling. "Not -- evil supervillain kind of kerflooey," he said. "The ... boring, normal, 'I like this girl but I'm dating someone else and then they both dump me' kind of kerflooey. Anyhow. I needed a change."

He looked sheepish as he spoke; he was fairly certain Liara didn't care about his girl drama.